Saturday, July 15, 2006

It Is Over.

This is preposterous! Due to the dim-witted responses to my poll, I am regretfully informing you of the turnout. To go or not to go? There is no more question. To go. But to you heartless voters, let me make clear to you what we, the voting population, have done. The cacti community is overcome with grief in the demotion of their dear friend, Spike. The needles fall from their body as the tears from my eyes. What have we done? Will that community ever get past the pain of rejection? Will they ever be able to stand tall again, letting their needles shine? Has our voting decision started the downfall of proud cacti? Could it be that we have started a genocide that may completely erase all cacti from this world? All I can do is fall to my knees in desperation, praying that we have NOT been a part in such a traumatic event. This will go down in history...from now on...life will never be the same.

2 comments:

Eric said...

Tiff you seriously are losing it!! I'm available for counseling. Those cacti can be dangerous, they have affected you. Get help quick!

Anonymous said...

Hello there!
Very Interesting! Poor Cactus, it sounds a little mental. You definetly may need to seek counseling, HA HA HA HA